CE: the scarf of doom

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   It was a crisp fall Sunday and my lame mom called me from her work to just now tell me she invited two of my friends over for lunch(and apperiently + 4 hours). She invited ferysew and one of her friends (who is actually my AQUANTENCE. if that's even how you spell it.). 
  I made microwave Mac n cheese and added spices on top. I have to cook for myself a lot. My mom  connected with me on one of her hundreds of computers at work so she could watch the whole 5 hour fiasco.
 Ferysew was the first to come. She was really excited like she would for any other special thing. Two minutes later her friend gaven came. He made a joke, Ferysew laughed, and I slightly smiled while breathing through my nose. I interduced them to mom she said hi and went back to whatever she was doing.we ate Mac n cheese. They didn't say any comments about the spices for a reason untold. We played vidio games for two hours and vido taped are gameing. Then mom told us didgetally to play outside. So we went to my neighbor's park" Ferysew was being, as usealy around this time,completely in love with autum. Then we saw these two scarfs on a branch. We climbed up the branch to get the scarfs. Gaven almost fell off and being a good aqantince I laughed at it. One being red and one being orange. I liked the red one better cause my faveorite color is red. Duh. I didn't like scarfs and still don't.. So I let them have them.
  
   The next day ferysew and gaven were still wearing the scarfs and I don't recall hearing them saying anything. Until recess, when they said in the most creepy way possible, "tree sap sticks to duck moms. You need a scarf....." I looked at them in my usuall look. They went away in opposite directions saying awkward messages to everyone and ending with, "you need a scarf..."
the next day most of the poeple in my CITY we're wearing scarfs.

  Next Saturday almost allof the poeple we're wearing scarfs(it became kind of slow). So I held a meeting at my house for the three non-scarfwearers. It was me (Edman), rue yoang, and duration(who has turret syndrome which I feel really sorry for, an apreceate) we talked about how we must never wear scarfs.ever. "But I like scarfs." Rue said. " than you should of done something about it, before you didn't wear a scarf for a week" I said. With that she reached in her bag and pulled out two scarfs she put one on, and put on on duration. There eyes change dramatically.they chanted "wear scarfs wear scarfs wear scarfs."over and over again.

  For some REASON I shouted NO!!! To one in particular. Then, suddenly, a pink scarf appeared out of nowhere. "He said ,"why must you rest! Every one else decided to wear scarfs! +the like 76 people I forced a scant on... AND YOU WILL MAKE 78!!! Wait. I said 77..." He said,"join us" then a mob of people with scarfs, walking zombie like said together "JOIN US" that hurt my ears."ow." I said. Then I realized something. I ran up to the scarf cut it in half with my teeth as gruesomely as I can. No way was I taking the chance of wearing a pink scarf




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